Hello friends,
We received quite a number of applications for the position of Community Management Trainee. Lets just say, we have quite a number of jobless people out there, people who are seeking every possible opportunity to advance.
Unfortunately we could not hire everyone, so we have narrowed down to 6 candidates, 3 men and 3 women, to maintain fairness and order of the constitution and society. They will be called for the interviews soon.
We also found some interesting things that often disqualify candidates from prospective positions and make them look stupid naive and often, stupid. We pulled out some of those and are willing to share with you, not to victimise the applicants but in order to share valuable lessons with everyone.
We came up with a few tips to help you when applying for a job.
- Do not forward a CV you sent to a previous job – it doesn’t work, it doesn’t portray you as a serious human being. It makes you pass for a blindfolded hunter who expects to shoot a fat deer and bring home dinner.
- Check the context of the job you are applying for VERY keenly. You can’t be a cook from Utalii College of Kenya and apply for a job at the senior security advisor to the president of the United Republic of Chase Bank, while you cant demonstrate experience in security.
- Submit an application that is within your level of experience. If you have a masters degree and apply for a cleaners job, you pass for being cheap, desperate and unfocused. Know your worth!
- Of the many applications we received, only one candidate submitted a proper motivations statement. There is a difference between a cover letter and motivation statement. Go do your homework.
- We know templates for CVs, cover letters and recipes exist online. First avoid copy pasting; and if you must, be careful not to sound too sophisticated without a backbone to support that level of sophistication. The best way to fire someone is by promoting them to a level of incompetency.
- Grammar, sentence construction and punctuation tells a lot about a persons attention to detail. Starting a sentence without a capital letter tells much about your English teacher or yourself. Mixed fonts types and jumbled font sizes warns a prospective employer of the amount of time they have to spent teaching you what that computer college in Githurai didn’t.
- Coherence between academic and career progression as well as interests is a good sign of consistency. There is only a handful of people who can be a jack of all trades, but that’s after some level of specialisation. Whereas it is quite unfair, our society still requires you to demonstrate that you can do one thing and do it well – its called specialisation.
- If you have a degree in divinity and you are seeking for an arts management job, please read the verse in the bible which says “do not mix water with wine.”
Till the next time, good people.